|Fear not, children. No soap is involved.|
Unfortunately, neither are Brad Pitt's abs.
Eep, public voting? Ack! Halp! Horror! Except, um, not actually. You've got to register to vote (and while we're at it, November's not very far away, kids, know the laws in your district and come to the polls registered and prepared if there are ID requirements!! which there aren't here, hooray) and I can say from experience that the readers & writers in DL's circle are kind souls and not horrible flamers. (Unlike me. Today I was a horrible flamer. I gave in to temptation. I should not have done it, because it was not constructive and I knew it wouldn't be constructive. It's just, when somebody tries to use "science" to justify their deeply racist statements, I can't back off. Because, you know, I'm Jewish, and that shit don't fly after the Holocaust, son. Or actually ever. Ever.) So, anyway, I think they are lovely people, and I'm not utterly terrified to put 500 words of my work up in front of them. Especially anonymously. Because submitting is hard and scary and this is just about the nicest way I can think of to do it. As DL says,
The fear of putting your heart & soul (i.e. writing) out there for others to judge, even if its anonymously. I want you to know...I get it. In one respect it's a little like sitting in a bathroom stall when two of your coworkers walk in, and without realizing you're there, start discussing your wardrobe. And although being anonymous is a tremendous help in easing the stress of being judged, it can't solve the biggest issue of all...that you still know. But here's the thing, if you EVER hope to see your work published in ANY fashion, someday IT and YOU will have to get up on the pedestal and listen to what others have to say. WRiTE CLUB gives people that opportunity, in some small measure, by offering them a chance to dip their toes in the water.
|On the topic of unicorns, I'm pretty sure this detail of a floor mosaic |
from 1213 in the Basilika S. Giovanni Evangelista, Ravenna, is
the origin of Charlie the Unicorn. Via Wikimedia Commons.
There are a few things I think are especially cool about what DL's doing. I think it's great that there's a voting process that takes place within a community, where the voters are not anonymous and the works are. I appreciate getting to see the works in the contest and the process of voting, instead of it being some invisible secret thing, because, hey, learning experience! I like the element of randomness. I really appreciate that DL stipulates very clearly that, in order to keep the process anonymous, writers are not allowed to solicit votes, which keeps it from being a popularity contest. I'm not a big sharer of my work on the internet, but WRiTE CLUB will be an exception for me. I respect the community that DL helped create, and the contest strikes me as being something like a safe and pleasant lake upon which to set my little paper boat adrift. Of course, I might not get chosen for a bout at all - but man, is it good practice to send stuff out into the ether with positive intentions instead of vituperous ones. The internet can so easily become a place where the worst of myself (and other people) emerges; I need more reminders that it can also be a place where the best of myself (and other people) can come out and hold its own. Thanks, DL, for putting a little joy back in the phenomenon of internet commentary. That's a worthy task, and I'm grateful for it - and everyone who participates!
It's not too late! You can sign up here.