The Main Street Museum, White River Junction, VT
The closest I have ever been to this fantastic idea is its website, but my friend Sarah assures me it is as bizarre and wonderful as it appears: full of peculiar taxidermies and objects in assorted wonderous categories such as "Carbon; Color as a Hysterical Reaction; Cute Things; Flocking; Objects Chewed by Pets; Teeth, More Teeth, Things with Nail-holes; 'Things Made from Animals or Parts of Animals,'" etc. (from their Wiki)
The Museum Of Jurassic Technology, Los Angeles, CA
Now, I have been here, and it was one of the two times in my waking life I have ever felt like I was entering into the space of my dreams. The exhibits range from Napoleon-inspired collages to alchemical clock experiments to superstition boxes; above, please examine a lovely mosaic made entirely from butterfly scales arranged with a boar's hair, viewable only under microscope. The place itself seems at first glance to be a small and shabby warehouse, but like all good dream places it is far larger on the inside, and the dark halls carry the uncanny sense that you had better look at everything, because even if you are lucky enough to find yourself in the same room a second time there is no guarantee that it will be the same...
The Museum of Love, now accessible only via the gardens of nostalgia and the internet
My father built this delightful and peculiar website for his 40th birthday party. It probably explains a lot about me. If pictures survive, I'm still too young to see them. This will be true at least until my deathbed. This most excellent image, however, called The Museum of Love and Mystery, by the equally excellent Jim Woodring, will suffice to show the spirit of the party. (In fact, if the "Dutch Uncle of Dreamland" wasn't there, it was just because the merry-go-round had other plans for him that night.)
Why is this included? You don't know my father, after all (although you probably should; he's a swell guy.) Why, indeed? Because more people should do this, that's why -- leave living (if dusty) monuments to odd events scattered in the back alleys of cities and the internet in order that somebody might stumble upon them one day and think wow, that musta been a real weird good time! hmmmmm, maybe it's about time I got around to throwing me one a those...And thus, of course, are revolutions born.
This is probably the time to explain that my father is responsible for a great deal of what I know and love about the truly weird and the wildly beautiful. He also has a wonderful recipe for absinthe, a copy of which I was promised upon my 21st birthday, but the 4th anniversary of that grand holiday is fast approaching and so far no dice. (It is, of course, a closely guarded secret.) A semi-thwarted alchemist, my dad had to content himself with growing wormwood in a hidden El Cerrito backyard and consulting books on alembics for proper distallation techniques. I did my bit by testing for methanol content, i.e. drinking a lot.
(Oh yeah - and if you like this, you may also enjoy this visually outdated but still hilarious whimsical internet toy, also courtesy of Mr. Josh Senyak...)
The Museum at Purgatory, a book by Nick Bantock
|This is not the Museum at Purgatory, but rather a 15th century|
illumination: 'Souls Released From Purgatory' from the
'Hours of Catherine of Cleves' at the Morgan Library &
Museum, borrowed from the Wall Street Journal's website.
Here you may see collected images of the work of Joseph Cornell. Their physical forms are all over the place; there is no Cornell museum, although Robert Coover's The Grand Hotels (of Joseph Cornell) and Charles Simic's Dime Store Alchemy: The Art of Joseph Cornell are essentially hybrid museums in themselves, prose poems displaying Cornell's essence as surely as the bottles in the Pharmacy (left) display their mystic contents, the books themselves like the careful, crafted cabinets...
There are those you don't discover until you find that you have been following their spirit's leavings for the last two hazy decades. I did not know Cornell existed until I was already making things he might have loved. But without his starry influence, silent and spidery, would it has passed into my blood, this love for old encyclopedias, small krakens, tiny bottles, amulets and charms...?